The story of the little old lady or ideas you need to have
A little old lady went into the main branch of the Chase Manhattan Bank in New York City. She held a paper bag in her hand. She explained to the teller that she wanted to pay it into a new account, the three millions of dollars that were therein. But first she wanted to meet with the President of the Bank, probably appropriate given the huge sum at issue.
After the officer had taken a look in the bag and sighted packs of thousand-dollar bills, which could correspond to the amount of three million dollars, he called on the President in office and arranged a meeting between the president and the old lady.
The lady was accompanied up and walked into the president's office.
Short presentation, and then she said she wanted to eventually people learn only once personally know with whom they do business. The President in turn asked her how she had come to this large sum of money.
"Was it an inheritance?"
"No," she replied.
There was a minute of rest. He thought about how she could be well come to three million dollars.
"I bet," she said.
"You bet?" The president replied. "On horses?"
"No," she replied, "on people".
When she noticed his confusion, she explained that they bet on different things with people.
Suddenly she said, "I'll bet you 25 thousand dollars that your testicles will be square until tomorrow at 10 clock."
The President remembered that the woman must have a brain damage and decided to accept the bet. He would probably not have any loss in any case. The rest of the day, he was very careful. He decided to stay home in the evening and not to take any risk. Finally were 25 thousand dollars at stake.
When he got up in the morning and took a shower, he checked to see if everything was ok. He did not see any difference to previously established - it was like always. He went to work and waited for the arrival of the old lady by 10 clock. He hummed as he walked away from home. It was a great day to be like you could earn just as easily 25 thousand dollars?
At 10 the little old lady came in his office, accompanied by a young man. When the president asked, who is he, she told him that it was her lawyer and that they always take with him when it comes to large sums of money.
"So," she asked, "Now to our bet."
"I do not know how I can explain it to you, but I can not detect any changes in me," he said, "I am only rich to 25 thousand dollars."
The lady seemed to accept that, but asked for understanding that she had the check in person. The President gave this demand for attached and pulled down his pants. The lady told him to bend over, then she grabbed himself by the valuables. In fact, everything was in perfect order. The President looked up and saw that her lawyer pale with his head hit the wall.
"What's wrong with him?" The president asked.
"Oh," she said, "I bet with him for 100 thousand dollars that I would grab today at 10 clock the naked eggs of the President of the Chase Manhattan Bank".