by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 7:08 AM
He likes it that they do it in darkness, what very frustrating for her. One day - they are fully in action - she turn on the lights in the middle and scares - her husband has a cucumber in his hand.
She: "You have used for ten years a cucumber?"
He: "Let me explain."
She: "Why, you pig, why?"
He: "Well, where as we are just in explanations: How can you explain our two children?"