by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, November 1, 2015 3:00 AM
An eighty year old man tells to his doctor that he wants to marry next week again.
The doctor says: "The beloved is beautiful, how old?"
"18 years young!", the old man replies.
"Uh-oh" says the doctor, "because you have to watch out - any activity in bed could mean the death!"
To the old man: "Well, if she dies, she just dies!"