A man makes a walk at a California beach and stumbles across an old lamp

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 3:21 PM

A man makes a walk at a California beach and stumbles across an old lamp. He picks it up and rubs against her. A genie comes out and said: "Hello Stranger, you have a free wish."

The man thought for a while and said afterwards: "I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I have a fear of flying and I'll get quickly seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can go?"

Laughed the genie and said, "That's impossible Think about it at the expenses. How could the bridge piers get built up on the ground of the Pacific? Think also about the quantities of steel and concrete. Maybe you'll have another wish?"

The man thought again after, and said finally: "OK, I've never understood the women. I never knew why they laugh, never knew why they cry, never knew what they want when they say something, never knew what they want when they talk, never know what can make them really happy. My wish is therefore to be able to understand women."

The genie looked for about one minute with big eyes at the man and replied: "Say, do you want two or four lanes on the bridge?"

 

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