A couple is playing golf. To their horror, a straight severed golf ball is flying through a window, which shatters into many small fragments. The couple, conscious of guilt, goes immediately to communicate to the owner of the house.

Both shout, but nobody answers. They walk into the room where the broken window and see a broken vase next to a man with a turban on his head.

"Are you the owner of the house?" asks the husband.
"No, I was locked up in 1000 years of this vase, but someone has shot this golf ball through the window, it knocked over the vase and now I am free!", the genie answered.

The husband, not stupid, and asks the same: "Oh, you're a genie!"
"Correct. I fulfill you 2 wishes. Because I am so stingy, I keep the third for me."

Okay, the husband thinks and says the same: "Super So, I want an annual income of US$ 1,000,000, tax-free!"
"Is taken. Your second wish?"

"Och ... always good food!"
"This is also done. Now my desire. I have not seen a female for 1000 years, let alone touched, let me go to bed with your wife."

The couple agrees and a few minutes later the wife and the genie are strong there, while the husband again dedicates his golf game.

"How old is your husband?" asks the Spirit.
The woman replies: "31"

"And he still believes in genies?"

Ask the old, very rich lady, the plastic surgeon: "Could you make some interventions on me?"

The doctor looks at her some time and then said: ".Unfortunately not, beheadings are forbidden in our country!"

Three women are passing the lawn in front of the tennis court.

There is a naked man laying who has only covered his face with a towel.

The first woman: "I just meant that it is my husband!"

The second woman: "No, with guarantee it is not your husband!"

The third woman: "He is not a member of the Tennis Club!"

A woman was playing golf and hit the ball into the forest. She went into the forest to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from the net I'll grant you three wishes"

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there is a condition in fulfilling your desire. Whatever you get your husband will get it 10 times more."
The woman said, "That's okay."

She wanted for her first wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her: "Do not forget that your husband will be by this desire the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, the women will run in droves behind."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because I'll be the most beautiful woman in the world and he only will have eyes for me."
So it happened and she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

With her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog warned again: "In this case your husband will be the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So it happened and she was the richest woman in the world.

Now the frog asked her for the her third wish. She said: "I want to have a mild heart attack"

And the moral of the story?

Women are clever beasts! - Never mess with them!