Tourist guiding in Bern

by Rudolf Faix Monday, November 2, 2015 3:00 AM

Tourist guiding in Bern: an American constantly nag that in his home country everything is higher, wider, longer and more beautiful.

"The Empire State Building was built in three weeks", he prides himself and finally, points to the Berner Muenster, and asks: "How long has been the construction here?"

The guide listened too long, but now he bursts the collar. "Yikes", he disintegrates astonished eyes, "that wasn't there yesterday!"


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A man wants to put money in a bank in Zurich

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, November 1, 2015 3:00 PM

A man wants to put money in a bank in Zurich.

"How much they want to pay up for?", asks the bank employee.

Whispers the man: "Three million."

"You can talk quietly louder", says the bank employee, "in Switzerland is poverty no shame ..."


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As God had created the Swiss ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, November 1, 2015 1:00 PM

As God had created the Swiss, the Swiss had grown him immediately to the heart.

So the Lord asked him: "My dear Swiss, for you what?"
The Swiss wanted beautiful mountains with lush green meadows and crystal clear mountain streams.

God fulfilled this wish him and asked again: "What do you want more?".
To the Swiss: "Now I wish healthy, happy cows, who give the best milk in the world on the willows".
God fulfilled this desire him, and the Swiss molk one of cows and had a glass of the wonderful good milk cost God.

And again, God asked: "What do you want more?"
"Two Swiss francs and fifty for the milk!"


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