A plumber has died and goes to heaven

by Rudolf Faix Tuesday, November 3, 2015 9:00 PM

A plumber has died and goes to heaven. He immediately begins to curse, because he was too young to die.

Peter takes his data and sits down at the heavenly terminal to search for the reasons for the early recall.

Then he asks the newly deceased: "How old are you, did you say?"

"Well, just 35!"

"No, my dear, after the hours that you have billed to your customers, you need to be 120 years old.".

 

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Modern Workplace without Breaks

by Rudolf Faix Monday, November 2, 2015 11:00 PM

Modern Workplace without Breaks

 

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Toilet for Management and Employees

by Rudolf Faix Monday, November 2, 2015 7:00 PM

Toilet for Management and Employees

 

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Modern Workplace

by Rudolf Faix Monday, November 2, 2015 5:00 PM

modern workplace

 

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A third-rate magician and his parrot ...

by Rudolf Faix Saturday, October 31, 2015 9:00 PM

A third-rate magician and his parrot make the show program on a cruise ship.

The parrot had great success - he always told the audience where the various items that made disappear the "magician", are hidden.

"In the sleeves - hat - under the table", he croaked under jeering applause of the audience.

One day the ship is in distress, all passengers have to get into the lifeboats. Shortly thereafter, the ship sinks.

The parrot croaks: "The trick is new, now, tell me where did you hide the ship?"

 

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An unemployed person is applying as a cleaning man at Microsoft ...

by Rudolf Faix Thursday, October 29, 2015 8:31 AM

An unemployed person is applying as a cleaning man at Microsoft.

The boss invites him for an interview and an aptitude test (wipe the floor).
Finally he tells him: "You're hired. Give me your E-Mail and I will send you a form to the complete and tell you when and where you should register on the first day."
The unemployed, totally desperate, responds that he had no computer and has no email.
The chef tells him that if he has no email, he virtually doesn't exist and cannot get the job.

Desperate, the man goes. He no longer knows what to do and has only 10 US$ in his pocket. He decides to buy in the supermarket a box of 10 kilo tomatoes. He sold the tomatoes in less than 2 hours individually for twice of the price. He repeated this twice and returned with US$ 80 home.

So he recognizes that he could make his life in this manner. Every day he gets up earlier and comes back home, and multiplied his money.

He buys a cart a little bit later, then swap it for a van and a little later against a fleet of vans.
After a few years, the man is the owner of one of the largest vegetable distributors in the United States.

So he's thinking about the future of his family and decides to take out a life insurance policy. He gets a consultant, choose an insurance plan, and when the call is ended, the advisor address requesting the email to send the request to the man.

The man responds to the consultant that he possessed no email.
"Strangely", the counsultant tells him, "You have no email and did it anyway, to build such an empire. Imagine, you were what today, if you have an email!"
The man thought, and replied: "I would be a cleaning guy at Microsoft!"

Moral of the story:

  • Internet does not regulate your life.
  • If you are cleaning guy at Microsoft, email make friends.
  • If you have no E-Mail and work hard, you can become a millionaire.
  • If you got this story by E-Mail you are closer to become to be a cleaning staff than millionaire ...

 

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The office phone is ringing

by Rudolf Faix Wednesday, October 28, 2015 12:47 AM

The office phone is ringing.

An employee answering and says: "Which ass dares to call me during lunch break?"
Since the caller says: "You know who you are talking to? I am Director Huber!"

Since the employee says: "You know who you are talking to?"
Director Huber says: "No"

The employee says: "In this case I've been even lucky!" and hangs up.

 

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A company starts a new Exchange program

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 9:03 AM

A company starts a new Exchange program. 4 employees are exchanged against 4 cannibals.

In welcoming the cannibals, the Chief says: "You can work here, earning money and can go out to dinner in our canteen. So let the other staff alone."

The cannibals vow to harass any fellow.

After four weeks, the boss comes back and says: "You work very well. We only miss the cleaning lady. Do you know what happened to her?"
"No", reply all cannibals and sweared to have nothing to do with the disappearance of the cleaning lady.

When the boss is away again the boss of the Cannibal asks: "Who of you monkeys has eaten the cleaning lady?"
The last logs back very meekly: "I have it been."

The boss says: "You idiot, we feed ourselves for four weeks of team leaders, organizers and other superiors so that nobody notices something and you moron you have eaten the cleaning lady ...!"

 

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In Canada, a lumberjack competition takes place

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 4:01 AM

In Canada, a lumberjack competition takes place.

Among the huge loggers is also a small Chinese. It works like the devil and win the competition.

At the presentation ceremony of the judges asked him curiously: "Tell me, where did you learn the felling?"
"In the Sahara."

"But there are no trees."

"Yes, now no more!"

 

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In the hall of the chief squatting three secretaries

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 3:40 AM

In the hall of the chief squatting three secretaries.

Says one: "Yesterday I found in the desk of the boss a condom."

Says the second: "And I got stung purely a hole."

Says the Third: "I think I feel sick ..."

 

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