A husband brings his pregnant wife to the hospital because it's time.

The doctor says there is a new system that allows the husband to take the pain of women in childbirth.
The spouses agree to the trial and the birth starts.

The doctor provides the scale to 10%, so that the husband takes over 10% of the pain.

The husband says he is doing well, so that the doctor revs up to 30%.

The husband still feels good, so the doctor increased to 50%.

The husband is doing well and then tells the doctor that he should be increased to 100%, which he does.

The husband still feels very good, the child is born and the woman had not really pain.

When they come with their baby home, you can find the postman dead on their doorstep.

Mr. Meier is sick.
For weeks, he is no longer his old self.
So his wife brings him to the doctor, who also takes a blood sample.

The next day the nurse calls from practice:
"Mrs. Meier, us is because unfortunately a mishap happened.
The blood samples were somehow confused, and now we no longer know which is your husband ...

You can easily find out the BUT.
Go nevertheless times this afternoon with her husband into the forest and leave him there.
When he comes back, he has AIDS, if not, it's Alzheimer's. "

Somebody in the hospital. Next to him a man who moans and groans, as if he will not make it much longer.

When the nurse comes, he ask her: "Please tell me, can you not put him into the death chamber?"

Then the nurse: "What do you mean, where are you here?"

Participants: nurse and a totally nervous doctor.

Doctor: Sister (roars) nurse!!!

Nurse: Yes?

Doctor: Give me times a piece of paper (the doctor scribbles around on it)

Nurse: But sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...

Nurse: Yes, but sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...

Sister: But sir, you are writing with the thermometer.

Doc: Then you go and look in which ass you'll find my pen!

Patient: "I suffer from insomnia!"

Doctor: "Aha here I prescribe them a good aphrodisiac.."

Patient: "Hmmm THEREOF should I go to sleep ...?"

Doctor: "No, but staying awake is much more amusing ..."

A man comes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that he had a serious, contagious disease. For the treatment he will prescribe mud baths.

Hopefully asks the patient whether it would be better to him.

"That's not - but you get used to talk on the damp earth."

Ask the patient: "Is it bad with me, Doctor?"

Doctor: "In your case I would not buy a LP."

A man in a white coat enters the hospital room and asks the patient: "How tall are you?"

Patient: "Doctor, I'm 1 meter 83 or 6 feet"

Man: "I'm not the doctor, I am the carpenter."

Ask the old, very rich lady, the plastic surgeon: "Could you make some interventions on me?"

The doctor looks at her some time and then said: ".Unfortunately not, beheadings are forbidden in our country!"