by Rudolf Faix
Monday, November 2, 2015 9:00 AM
A blonde burned her both ears.
"How did that happen?", the doctor who rushed to the scene wants to know.
"Well, I was just while ironing, the phone rang, and then I lifted the iron to the ear by a mistake."
Then the doctor: "Yes, but how has it happened that the other one also burned?"
The blonde replies, "Well, that's happened to me when I wanted to call you!"
by Rudolf Faix
Thursday, October 29, 2015 1:00 PM
What does a blonde when she presses her hands to her ears?
She desperately trieds to hold a thought.
by Rudolf Faix
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:58 AM
A blonde comes completely dissolved into a gas station, "Please, you must help me .. I have my keys locked in the car .. what do I do now ???"
The attendant has to keep his laughing back: "Have you at least the window a little bit open?"
"Yeah, yeah, sure ..." said she.
"Well," says the attendant, "then you try it with this wire loop the release button again .."
"You are a treasure," says the blonde, and goes out with the wire loop.
Ten minutes later, another customer enters the service station and can barely keep up with laughter.
"What's going on," asked the attendant.
You never believe, "the man says: out there on a car is a blonde and tries to pull up the lock button with a wire loop ".
"Yes .. and," asks the attendant ... "That can not happen every time ..."
"Yeah .." snorts the man, "but in the car, there still sits a second blonde and says further to the right .. no .. too far to the left again ....!"
by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 2:52 AM
A young brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch my body, it hurts."
"Impossible," the doctor says it.
As the brunette takes your finger and presses it against her elbow and screams. She presses it against his knee and screams again, then presses it against his stomach, screaming, etc.
Then the doctor says: "You are not really brunette?"
"No," she replies, "I'm in reality blonde".
"I thought so," said the doctor, "because your finger is broken."
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Tags: Doctor, Blonde
Blondes
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:47 PM
Says a blonde: "I have to be extremely careful that I don't get pregnant!"
The other one: "Why? Your husband got just sterilized."
The first one: "That's the reason".
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:21 PM
What says a blonde who drove her car into a tree?
"But I have honked!"
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Tags: Blonde, Car
Blondes | Cars
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:14 PM
A blonde is pregnant the second time.
She asks her husband: "Do I need to get married with you again???"
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Tags: Blonde, Pregnant
Blondes
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:10 PM
Two blondes are facing a Mercedes convertible.
One tries to open the lock with a hairpin, because she has forgotten the keys inside the car.
Says the other: "Hurry up, it starts to rain and the roof is still open."