A woman was playing golf and hit the ball into the forest

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 9:49 AM

A woman was playing golf and hit the ball into the forest. She went into the forest to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from the net I'll grant you three wishes"

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there is a condition in fulfilling your desire. Whatever you get your husband will get it 10 times more."
The woman said, "That's okay."

She wanted for her first wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her: "Do not forget that your husband will be by this desire the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, the women will run in droves behind."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because I'll be the most beautiful woman in the world and he only will have eyes for me."
So it happened and she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

With her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog warned again: "In this case your husband will be the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So it happened and she was the richest woman in the world.

Now the frog asked her for the her third wish. She said: "I want to have a mild heart attack"

And the moral of the story?

Women are clever beasts! - Never mess with them!

 

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Battle of the Sexes | Women | Golf

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