by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, November 1, 2015 9:00 PM
In the express train, the conductor catches a Scotsman without a ticket.
After a heated exchange of words, the officials loses his patience, pack the suit case of the traveler and roars: "If you are not pay immediately, I'll throw your suitcase out from the train window!"
The Scotsman screams and is tearing his hairs: "First you want to make me poor and now you like to kill my only son?"