As God had created the Swiss ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, November 1, 2015 1:00 PM

As God had created the Swiss, the Swiss had grown him immediately to the heart.

So the Lord asked him: "My dear Swiss, for you what?"
The Swiss wanted beautiful mountains with lush green meadows and crystal clear mountain streams.

God fulfilled this wish him and asked again: "What do you want more?".
To the Swiss: "Now I wish healthy, happy cows, who give the best milk in the world on the willows".
God fulfilled this desire him, and the Swiss molk one of cows and had a glass of the wonderful good milk cost God.

And again, God asked: "What do you want more?"
"Two Swiss francs and fifty for the milk!"


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A Swiss, an Englishman and an American capture a boy in the forest

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 3:45 AM

A Swiss, an Englishman and an American capture a boy in the forest, which they tie to a tree. On the head, they put an Apple and refrain 30 steps.

First, the Swiss pulls out his crossbow and is aimed at the Apple.
The arrow tip pierced the Apple. With a mighty voice he boasts: "I'm Wilhelm Tell!".

The Englishman finished the same with his bow and arrow and calls: "I'm Robin Hood!"

Now the Americans emerges and the spans. He however missed the Apple and meets in the middle of the forehead of the boy. To do this he says shrugging: "I'm sorry!"


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