A man stands in the bedroom and is packing his suit cases

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, November 1, 2015 9:00 AM

A man stands in the bedroom and is packing his suit cases.
The wife comes from grocery shopping home.

She: "What are you doing here?"
He: "I go to a tropical island, where I'll get 25 dollar for every time sex!"

The woman says: "Uhh, I like go there too, because I like to see how you can survive with 25 dollar a year!"


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Battle of the Sexes | Men

A priest went to a colleague ...

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 5:18 AM

A priest went to a colleague and said: "I have sinned and I want to confess to you"

The priest-colleague was taken aback, but then says: "Yes, I'll do it, tell."

"I have a young widow called upon to comfort her. She suddenly wanted sex from me, but I refused. Then she retired and wanted to seduce me with their nakedness. But I remained steadfast and left the house. I have now a guilty conscience, because I've seen her naked. I should leave the house before! "

The colleague said, shaking his head: "For these sins I have to punish you. You have to drink 20 liters of water."

The repentant sinners asked why he should drink as much water, go it not less.

"No," said the priest-colleague, "This is the daily ration of a donkey ...."


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Two officers are standing arguing together ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 9:27 AM

Two officers are standing together and argue about the question if sex is fun or work.

After some time, a staff sergeant comes along and is called by the two.

"Sergeant! We just argue about whether sex is work or fun! What do you opinion?"

The sergeant considered for a short time and then says: "Gentlemen, sex can be only fun. Would it be work, I would have to do it also on your behalf ..."

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