Sorry kids, but after a serious accident Christmas needs to get canceled:

The family sits at the St. Nicholas day at the dinner table.

Little Fritz says: "Have you heard? Santa Claus has sent a letter to all virgins in our city."

His big sister asks: 'So? What was written in it?"

"Why," asks little Fritz, "did you not get one?"

On a table lies a one hundred Dollar bill.

Around the table are sitting Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a fast and one slow official.

Who gets the hundred Dollar Note?

The slow official, since Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and fast officials are existing only in fairy tales.