A Scotsman comes from the pub ...

A Scotsman comes from the pub, completely drunk. On the way home, he falls into the ditch and falls immediately asleep.

The next morning, two tourists come by and want to solve the mystery of the kilts. They like what they get to see and therefore they fix a pink bow tie on it.

As the Scotsman arrives then finally back and undresses his wife gets indignant at the sight of the bow tie. "DARLING, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?" cries his wife.

He looks down on itself and says "I don't know, but I think I won first price."