A young woman comes to the doctor and complains of abdominal pain

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 4:26 AM

A young woman comes to the doctor and complains of abdominal pain.

The doctor asks the woman "You undress please, so I can examine you".

After five minutes examination the doctor says: "congratulations! "You're pregnant!"
The doctor would like to fill out a form of course immediately and asks: "How is the name of your husband?"
"I'm not married..."

"All right. What is the name of your fiancée or friend?"
"I am neither engaged nor do I have a boyfriend."

The doctor is increasingly impatient. "It doesn't matter. What is the name of the father of your child?"
The woman is in turn mild surprise: "You hear. I've never been with a guy and have never consorted with a man!"

The doctor is thoughtful, turns around, rubs the hand on the chin, goes to the window and look out.

After 10 minutes the woman is getting impatient and asks: "Why you look going out the window?"

"Do know. As something like that has happened the last time, there appeared a shining star on the heaven and there came three kings. I don't want to miss that!..."

 

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Doctors | Women

A husband brings his pregnant wife to the hospital

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 4:07 AM

A husband brings his pregnant wife to the hospital because it's time.

The doctor says there is a new system that allows the husband to take the pain of women in childbirth.
The spouses agree to the trial and the birth starts.

The doctor provides the scale to 10%, so that the husband takes over 10% of the pain.

The husband says he is doing well, so that the doctor revs up to 30%.

The husband still feels good, so the doctor increased to 50%.

The husband is doing well and then tells the doctor that he should be increased to 100%, which he does.

The husband still feels very good, the child is born and the woman had not really pain.

When they come with their baby home, you can find the postman dead on their doorstep.

 

 

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Says a blonde: "I have to be extremely careful that I don't get pregnant!"

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:47 PM

Says a blonde: "I have to be extremely careful that I don't get pregnant!"

The other one: "Why? Your husband got just sterilized."

The first one: "That's the reason".

 

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Blondes

A blonde is pregnant the second time

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:14 PM

A blonde is pregnant the second time.

She asks her husband: "Do I need to get married with you again???"

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Blondes

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