A plumber has died and goes to heaven. He immediately begins to curse, because he was too young to die.

Peter takes his data and sits down at the heavenly terminal to search for the reasons for the early recall.

Then he asks the newly deceased: "How old are you, did you say?"

"Well, just 35!"

"No, my dear, after the hours that you have billed to your customers, you need to be 120 years old.".

God and Peter are playing golf.

God distorts his tee shot and the ball rolls towards to the bunker.

At the moment comes a mouse grabs the golf ball, then a cat cat catches the mouse, then comes an eagle and grabs the cat and swings with her into the air, afterwards a flash strikes in the Eagle with the cat, mouse and the golf ball.
The golf ball falls exactly into the hole.

Says Peter: "What is now? Are we playing golf or are we fooling around?"