by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, November 1, 2015 7:00 AM
The doctor explains to the patient with a worried expression: "You absolutely must stop drinking, your last blood sample has evaporated, before I could analyze it!"
by Rudolf Faix
Thursday, October 29, 2015 9:00 AM
Asks the doctor the patient: "Why are you running out of the operating room?"
Patient: "The sister has said: Do not worry, that's just a simple appendectomy. You are are able to handle it."
Doctor: "And what's wrong with that?"
Patient: "She did not say it to me. She said it to the surgeon ..."
by Rudolf Faix
Tuesday, October 27, 2015 2:58 PM
Man at the doctor: "Doctor, how can I get an age of 100 years?"
Doctor: "Do you smoke?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you eat excessively?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you go to bed late?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Do you have affairs with women?"
Patient: "No."
Doctor: "Why do you want to get so old at all?"
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Tags: Patient, Doctor
Doctors
by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 4:11 AM
The doctor asks his patients to the treatment room and says: "I have a good and bad news for you."
The patient says: "OK then they say only the good me."
The doctor says: "A disease is named after you soon."
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:27 AM
Participants: nurse and a totally nervous doctor.
Doctor: Sister (roars) nurse!!!
Nurse: Yes?
Doctor: Give me times a piece of paper (the doctor scribbles around on it)
Nurse: But sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...
Nurse: Yes, but sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...
Sister: But sir, you are writing with the thermometer.
Doc: Then you go and look in which ass you'll find my pen!
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:05 AM
Patient: "I suffer from insomnia!"
Doctor: "Aha here I prescribe them a good aphrodisiac.."
Patient: "Hmmm THEREOF should I go to sleep ...?"
Doctor: "No, but staying awake is much more amusing ..."
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:02 AM
A man comes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that he had a serious, contagious disease. For the treatment he will prescribe mud baths.
Hopefully asks the patient whether it would be better to him.
"That's not - but you get used to talk on the damp earth."
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:59 AM
Ask the patient: "Is it bad with me, Doctor?"
Doctor: "In your case I would not buy a LP."
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Tags: Doctor, Patient
Doctors
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:56 AM
A man in a white coat enters the hospital room and asks the patient: "How tall are you?"
Patient: "Doctor, I'm 1 meter 83 or 6 feet"
Man: "I'm not the doctor, I am the carpenter."
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:00 AM
Patient: "Doctor, I still hear voices, but I cannot see someone."
Doctor: "When it happens?"
Patient: "Whenever I have a phone call."