A 80-year-old man would like to sleep once again with his wife.

As he wants to get going straight, she says: "Wait, not without a condom!"

He answers puzzled: "Why, at your age you don't get more children!"

She: "But maybe salmonella from the old eggs!"

An eighty year old man tells to his doctor that he wants to marry next week again.

The doctor says: "The beloved is beautiful, how old?"
"18 years young!", the old man replies.

"Uh-oh" says the doctor, "because you have to watch out - any activity in bed could mean the death!"

To the old man: "Well, if she dies, she just dies!"

A rocker comes in a restaurant and looks around for a seat.

He sees an old man sitting before a bowl of soup, but the man doesn't eat his soup.

The rocker thinks: "That's a shame. The soup is cold. And I'm hungry. If I eat this soup, I don't need to wait for the service and I have to pay for it." He sits down to the old mans table, takes the soup and starts to eat. The old man shows no reaction.

The rocker has almost finished eaten the soup, as a comb is full with hair revealed.

The rocker vomits the soup immediately back into the plate.

Now the old man responded: "That's funny. You came just as much as I ..."