Asks the doctor the patient: "Why are you running out of the operating room?"

Patient: "The sister has said: Do not worry, that's just a simple appendectomy. You are are able to handle it."

Doctor: "And what's wrong with that?"

Patient: "She did not say it to me. She said it to the surgeon ..."

Somebody in the hospital. Next to him a man who moans and groans, as if he will not make it much longer.

When the nurse comes, he ask her: "Please tell me, can you not put him into the death chamber?"

Then the nurse: "What do you mean, where are you here?"

Participants: nurse and a totally nervous doctor.

Doctor: Sister (roars) nurse!!!

Nurse: Yes?

Doctor: Give me times a piece of paper (the doctor scribbles around on it)

Nurse: But sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...

Nurse: Yes, but sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...

Sister: But sir, you are writing with the thermometer.

Doc: Then you go and look in which ass you'll find my pen!