by Rudolf Faix
Tuesday, November 3, 2015 7:00 PM
When the father comes home, he is very scared.
He finds his charming daughter crying pitifully.
When he asked the reason, she says: "I got a marriage proposal today!"
The father laughs and replies, "That's no reason to cry. It is rather a reason to be happy!"
"No, no," said the daughter, "I would rather stay with Mommy!"
"Well," says the father, "Take her with you! ..."
by Rudolf Faix
Tuesday, November 3, 2015 11:00 AM
A drunken slurs at the bar to the bartender: "I was just unlucky in marriage. Twice I was married - my first wife died of mushroom poisoning, and my second to a fractured skull ...."
"That's horrible! How did that happen with your second wife?"
"She did not like to eat the mushrooms ..."
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, November 1, 2015 3:00 AM
An eighty year old man tells to his doctor that he wants to marry next week again.
The doctor says: "The beloved is beautiful, how old?"
"18 years young!", the old man replies.
"Uh-oh" says the doctor, "because you have to watch out - any activity in bed could mean the death!"
To the old man: "Well, if she dies, she just dies!"
by Rudolf Faix
Friday, October 30, 2015 9:00 AM
After my fiancee and I know each other for a year, we decided to get married next month.
The mother of my fiancée, my future mother-in-law is awesome (and also super sexy).
She took care to everything: ceremony, church, dinner, flowers, photographer etc.
Last night she called me. I should come with her to once again go through the list of guests, and to remove a few names of people in my family, since we have invited too many people.
I went there then, and we went through the list. Finally, we have agreed on 150 guests. At one time I was stunned when she said to me, I was a very attractive man. In a month I would be married and would then no longer be possible, so wish it is nothing anderesals with me to sleep now. She stood up and went to full of sensuality on the bedroom. She me whispered to another, I knew very well where the front door was, if I wanted to go. I stopped pinned down for almost 3 minutes. And then I knew which way I would go.
I ran to the front door, went out and found my future father in law smiling standing at my car. I think he said something like: "We wanted to test you to be sure that our beloved daughter marries a venerable and honest man. I would have passed this test."
He kissed me without that I could say a word, and congratulated me.
PS: Luckily, I had my condoms in the car and not in the pocket.
by Rudolf Faix
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 4:30 AM
The anatomy professor to student: "What part of the human body expands when energized by eight times?"
She blushes and stammers: "The, the ..."
"False, the pupil!" replied the professor. "And you, dear young lady, I would advise not to go with too high expectations in marriage."
by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 2:44 AM
Asks the son his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied: "I do not know, my son I'm still paying ..."