by Rudolf Faix
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:57 AM
"Excuse me, Mr. Policeman, can I cross at this intersection if the traffic light shows red?"
"Yes, but you must first lift the arms."
"How it comes?"
"So they can better take off your shirt in the hospital."
by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 4:07 AM
A husband brings his pregnant wife to the hospital because it's time.
The doctor says there is a new system that allows the husband to take the pain of women in childbirth.
The spouses agree to the trial and the birth starts.
The doctor provides the scale to 10%, so that the husband takes over 10% of the pain.
The husband says he is doing well, so that the doctor revs up to 30%.
The husband still feels good, so the doctor increased to 50%.
The husband is doing well and then tells the doctor that he should be increased to 100%, which he does.
The husband still feels very good, the child is born and the woman had not really pain.
When they come with their baby home, you can find the postman dead on their doorstep.
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:47 AM
Somebody in the hospital. Next to him a man who moans and groans, as if he will not make it much longer.
When the nurse comes, he ask her: "Please tell me, can you not put him into the death chamber?"
Then the nurse: "What do you mean, where are you here?"
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:27 AM
Participants: nurse and a totally nervous doctor.
Doctor: Sister (roars) nurse!!!
Nurse: Yes?
Doctor: Give me times a piece of paper (the doctor scribbles around on it)
Nurse: But sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...
Nurse: Yes, but sir ....
Doctor: Please do not interrupt me ...
Sister: But sir, you are writing with the thermometer.
Doc: Then you go and look in which ass you'll find my pen!
by Rudolf Faix
Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:56 AM
A man in a white coat enters the hospital room and asks the patient: "How tall are you?"
Patient: "Doctor, I'm 1 meter 83 or 6 feet"
Man: "I'm not the doctor, I am the carpenter."