A plumber has died and goes to heaven. He immediately begins to curse, because he was too young to die.

Peter takes his data and sits down at the heavenly terminal to search for the reasons for the early recall.

Then he asks the newly deceased: "How old are you, did you say?"

"Well, just 35!"

"No, my dear, after the hours that you have billed to your customers, you need to be 120 years old.".

A football player goes to church and asked the priest: "Tell me, is actually played football in heaven?"
Says the priest: "Come back in a week, I'll ask after!"

A week later the footballer comes back and asks again.
Says the priest: "So, there is a good news and bad news What they want to hear first?"
The footballers: "The good one!"

The priest: "In heaven is actually played football."
The footballers: "And what is the bad news?"

The priest: "You are planned for the next home match!"

As with every human being at some point comes to an end. Once, so it comes naturally for our Pope too.
Well, the pope dies and stands before the door of heaven. Nothing happens.
Quietly, he knocks on, and noticed that the door is ajar. He opens it and finds not one.
He wonders: "No one who greets me. No welcoming committee?"

At least one plate is set, reads: "To the apartments of the pope along here."
The Pope follows the signs, enters his well-furnished room and found a plate with yogurt on the table.
"Hmm, well, bit skimpy for a welcome dinner, but what the heck," he thinks and eat it.
The next day there again yogurt. And in the evening again. And the day after.

The Pope is thinking and also throws a look out the window at the hell that you can see from above quite well. There is feast with women and wine, vegetable and meat.

"Very well," the Pope thinks, "I should get well-tested here." He awaits the things to come.

Boring dying three weeks later, only yogurt is for the Pope too monotonous. Indignant he sets out to the chef and confronts him: "The whole day only yogurt. Is there not something else available?"

God replies: "Do you really think that I'll cook for the two of us?"