A man makes a walk at a California beach and stumbles across an old lamp. He picks it up and rubs against her. A genie comes out and said: "Hello Stranger, you have a free wish."

The man thought for a while and said afterwards: "I always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I have a fear of flying and I'll get quickly seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can go?"

Laughed the genie and said, "That's impossible Think about it at the expenses. How could the bridge piers get built up on the ground of the Pacific? Think also about the quantities of steel and concrete. Maybe you'll have another wish?"

The man thought again after, and said finally: "OK, I've never understood the women. I never knew why they laugh, never knew why they cry, never knew what they want when they say something, never knew what they want when they talk, never know what can make them really happy. My wish is therefore to be able to understand women."

The genie looked for about one minute with big eyes at the man and replied: "Say, do you want two or four lanes on the bridge?"

A couple is playing golf. To their horror, a straight severed golf ball is flying through a window, which shatters into many small fragments. The couple, conscious of guilt, goes immediately to communicate to the owner of the house.

Both shout, but nobody answers. They walk into the room where the broken window and see a broken vase next to a man with a turban on his head.

"Are you the owner of the house?" asks the husband.
"No, I was locked up in 1000 years of this vase, but someone has shot this golf ball through the window, it knocked over the vase and now I am free!", the genie answered.

The husband, not stupid, and asks the same: "Oh, you're a genie!"
"Correct. I fulfill you 2 wishes. Because I am so stingy, I keep the third for me."

Okay, the husband thinks and says the same: "Super So, I want an annual income of US$ 1,000,000, tax-free!"
"Is taken. Your second wish?"

"Och ... always good food!"
"This is also done. Now my desire. I have not seen a female for 1000 years, let alone touched, let me go to bed with your wife."

The couple agrees and a few minutes later the wife and the genie are strong there, while the husband again dedicates his golf game.

"How old is your husband?" asks the Spirit.
The woman replies: "31"

"And he still believes in genies?"