The American: When our females riding a horse, they can walk with their feet at the same time - but not because the horse would be as small or has short legs. It is because our women have sooo extremely beautiful long legs!

The Frenchman: Nice! If we keep our women around the waist, we can put both thumbs forward and both index fingers together but it is not that we have so long fingers. The reason is that our women have sooo extremely slim waists!

The Italian: That's quite nice! But if we give to our women a pat on the butt before we go to work, the butt is still shaking when we come back from work. But not because of our women have so fat ass, the fact is that we have sooo short working hours!

A luxury cruise ship crashed, but the rescue boats are not enough. Everyone gets a life jacket and needs to jump, but no one dares.

The crew is desperate. Finally, the captain is called. He goes to the group that scary standing at the railing and is talking to them. One after another jumps into the water.
When all the passengers are disembarked, the first officer asks the Captain, how he has been able to persuade the people?

"Well quite simply" thinks of.

"For the Germans I said, it is a command. To the French, it would be patriotic. The Japanese I promised that jumping would be good for the potency. And to the Italians I said, to jump is strictly prohibited."