When the father comes home ...

by Rudolf Faix Tuesday, November 3, 2015 7:00 PM

When the father comes home, he is very scared.

He finds his charming daughter crying pitifully.

When he asked the reason, she says: "I got a marriage proposal today!"

The father laughs and replies, "That's no reason to cry. It is rather a reason to be happy!"

"No, no," said the daughter, "I would rather stay with Mommy!"

"Well," says the father, "Take her with you! ..."

 

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A woman wakes up in the middle of the night ...

by Rudolf Faix Tuesday, November 3, 2015 5:00 AM

A woman wakes up in the middle of the night and notes that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and leaves the bedroom. He sits at the kitchen table in front of a cup of coffee - deep in thought ... stares only against the wall.

You can observe how it runs a tear from his eyes and he takes a swig of his coffee. "What's wrong, honey? Why are you sitting at this time in the kitchen?" she asks him.

"Do you remember when we had our first date 20 years ago? You were just 16!" he asks her.
"But yes!" she replies.

"Do you remember that your father caught us when we made love on the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember well that I will never forget."

"Remember also, as he holded his to my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or you walk for the next 20 years into prison!'?"
"Oh yeah!" she says

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "You know ... today I would have been dismissed!"

 

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"Hello, Hugo, imagine, I'll be a father."

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 8:44 AM

"Hello, Hugo, imagine, I'll be a father."

"And why are you making such a sad face?"

"Well, I have to tell it to my wife too."

 

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The little boy to his father ...

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 3:57 AM

The little boy to his father: "I do not want toys, I want a real Colt!"

"You get a child Colt!"
"But I want a real!"

"Stop it, who commands here? Me or you?"
"At the moment you ... but if I had a Colt ..."

 

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Asks the son his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 2:44 AM

Asks the son his father: "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied: "I do not know, my son I'm still paying ..."

 

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Battle of the Sexes | Men | Relationships

A brief political training ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 12:56 PM

A brief political training ...

The little son goes to his father and asks him if he could explain to him what politics is.

The father says: Of course, I can tell you that. Take, for example or our family. I bring the money home, so let's call me the capitalism. Your mother manages the money, so let's call her the government. We both almost take exclusively care to your health, so you and your little broter are the folk. Our maid is the working class and your little brother, who is still in diapers, is the future. Did you understand that?"

The little son is not sure and want to get some sleep over it. At night he wakes up, because his younger brother has made to the diapers and screams. He gets up and knocks on the parents bedroom, but his mother is in deep sleep and does not wake up. So he goes to the maid and finds his father in bed with her. But the two do not interfere by his repeated knocking. So he goes back to bed and continues sleeping.

In the morning the father asks him if he knows what politics would be and if he can explain it in his own words.

The son replied: "Yes, now I know the capitalism abused the working class while the government is asleep, the folk will get totally ignored and the future is full of shit..!"

 

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