by Rudolf Faix
Monday, October 26, 2015 6:07 AM
An elderly lady comes to the doctor: "Doctor, I have this flatulence, although not so much bother me you never stink and they always go off quietly Really, I had probably already twenty flatulence, since I'm in the room here.. even though you might not notice, because this happens with no odor or noise. "
The Doctor: "Take these pills and come back in a week!"
After a week, the patient appears again and says: "Doctor, what the hell you gave me there, my bloating - although they are still silent - they stink horribly"
Doctor: "Very good! Now that your nose is working again, we want to take care of your hearing."