by Rudolf Faix
Wednesday, October 28, 2015 12:42 AM
The woman is sitting at the lawyer and says shy: "I want a divorce."
"Yes, says the lawyer. And the grounds for divorce?"
"Oh, my husband is 200% impotent."
"You mean totally impotent," corrected the lawyer.
"No, I mean 200 percent."
"Yes, how do you mean that?" asks the lawyer.
"I mean that he was already totally impotent. But yesterday he tripped over the carpet and has bitten off his tongue."