"You have a very rare, very contagious disease. We need to relocate you to the isolation ward, where you get only potato pancakes and fried eggs to eat."

"Will it help me to recover?"

"No, but that are the only things which can get under the door pushed through."

The doctor asks his patients to the treatment room and says: "I have a good and bad news for you."

The patient says: "OK then they say only the good me."

The doctor says: "A disease is named after you soon."