A camel rider rides sweaty in the desert

by Rudolf Faix Friday, October 30, 2015 11:00 PM

A camel rider rides sweaty in the desert.

Suddenly he gets overtaken by an insanely quick flash.
Grade yet, he can see that it's been a cyclist.

Later at a bar, he meets the cyclists and asks him how he can go so fast.

He replies: "I'm going as fast as I can, then the wind comes towards me, which cools me down and this way I can continue so on."

The camel rider thinks to himself: "Cool, that I must try also."

Then he takes his camel, riding as fast as he can and all of a sudden his camel falls down dead.

He then: "Oops, I think now my camel got frozen!"


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Two motorcycle riders rush at a desert rally through the sand

by Rudolf Faix Wednesday, October 28, 2015 4:25 AM

Two motorcycle riders, Toni and Gerd, rush at a desert rally through the sand. When they discover a bush along the way, they stop to pee. All of a sudden a snake shoots out and bites Toni in his best piece. Pale it sinks into the sand, Gerd brings the radio rapidly and spark the doctor for help.

The doctor asks: "What color was the Snake?"
Gerd to Toni: "The doctor asks after the color of the serpent!"
Toni moans back: "Black with red patterns."
Gerd Sparks's by the doctor.

The doctor responds: "The Snake is very poisonous!"
Toni asks pressed: "What the doctor said?"
Gerd hesitantly: "The doctor says the Snake is very toxic."
Toni desperate: "Ask him what we can do."

Gerd sparks the question what to do is the doctor.
The doctor: "The bite site opens with the knife a little bit"
Gerd propagates the information and Toni, already quite weak performs the very painful cuts. He is very pale and struggling for air.
Gerd sparks back to the doctor: "What is to do now?"
Doctor: "You must suck now at the bite site!"
Toni gasps: "What the doctor said?"

Gerd slowly: "The doctor says you have to die..."


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A monk and a nun ride a camel through the desert

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:34 PM

A monk and a nun ride a camel through the desert. Suddenly the animal collapses dead.

After several days of monk and nun are close to death.

The monk said: "Sister, I die soon But first I'd like to see how a naked woman looks like. Would you do me a favor?"
The nun is doing it and undresses.

Then she saíd: "Brother, it occurs to me too. I have never seen a naked man. Please do me a favor?"
The monk takes off also.

As the nun says: "What have you there between your legs?"
The Monk: "That gave me the Lord. If I put into it in you, it will created new life."

Says the nun: "Then plug into the camel and let us continue our ride ..."


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