A luxury cruise ship crashed ...

by Rudolf Faix Monday, November 2, 2015 5:00 AM

A luxury cruise ship crashed, but the rescue boats are not enough. Everyone gets a life jacket and needs to jump, but no one dares.

The crew is desperate. Finally, the captain is called. He goes to the group that scary standing at the railing and is talking to them. One after another jumps into the water.
When all the passengers are disembarked, the first officer asks the Captain, how he has been able to persuade the people?

"Well quite simply" thinks of.

"For the Germans I said, it is a command. To the French, it would be patriotic. The Japanese I promised that jumping would be good for the potency. And to the Italians I said, to jump is strictly prohibited."


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A third-rate magician and his parrot ...

by Rudolf Faix Saturday, October 31, 2015 9:00 PM

A third-rate magician and his parrot make the show program on a cruise ship.

The parrot had great success - he always told the audience where the various items that made disappear the "magician", are hidden.

"In the sleeves - hat - under the table", he croaked under jeering applause of the audience.

One day the ship is in distress, all passengers have to get into the lifeboats. Shortly thereafter, the ship sinks.

The parrot croaks: "The trick is new, now, tell me where did you hide the ship?"


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