A cowboy meets a lonely Indian

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:44 PM

A cowboy (in his capacity ventriloquist) meets a lonely Indian with a dog, a horse and a sheep.
Cowboy: "May I speak with your dog?"
Indian: "Dog cannot talk."

Cowboy: "Hey, old dog, how are you doing?"
Dog: "Oh, I'm fine, my master treats me well, feeds me, goes with me out twice a day ..."
The Indian looked quite surprised.

Cowboy: "Oh, let me talk with your horse?"
Indian: "Horse can not talk."

Cowboy: "Hey, old horse, how are you doing?"
Horse: "Oh, I'm feeling super. My master treated me well, rubbing me dry, feeds me ...!"

The Indian is even more surprised.

Cowboy: "Can I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep is lying ..."


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