by Rudolf Faix
Friday, October 30, 2015 7:00 PM
Count Dracula is with a friend on a boring Halloween party.
Since his friend said to him: "I fly just going time to get me something to drink!"
He immediately jumps out the window and come back after five minutes with a bloodied face.
"Well, that was fast!" Dracula says admiringly at his friend.
"How did you do it just as quickly?"
"Can you see from here the lamppost down there?"
"Yes, of course," says Dracula.
"But not me!"