A company starts a new Exchange program

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 9:03 AM

A company starts a new Exchange program. 4 employees are exchanged against 4 cannibals.

In welcoming the cannibals, the Chief says: "You can work here, earning money and can go out to dinner in our canteen. So let the other staff alone."

The cannibals vow to harass any fellow.

After four weeks, the boss comes back and says: "You work very well. We only miss the cleaning lady. Do you know what happened to her?"
"No", reply all cannibals and sweared to have nothing to do with the disappearance of the cleaning lady.

When the boss is away again the boss of the Cannibal asks: "Who of you monkeys has eaten the cleaning lady?"
The last logs back very meekly: "I have it been."

The boss says: "You idiot, we feed ourselves for four weeks of team leaders, organizers and other superiors so that nobody notices something and you moron you have eaten the cleaning lady ...!"


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