A man drives by car

by Rudolf Faix Friday, October 30, 2015 9:00 PM

A man drives by car.

Suddenly, he sees a frog on the road and can slow down just in time.

The frog granted him a wish, because he has spared his life.

The man wants a bridge from Berlin to New York.

That is for the frog is too heavy, he asks the man to want anything else.

The man shows a photo of his wife to the frog and wishes that she wins a beauty contest.

Then the frog asks: "Should the bridge have two or lanes?"

 

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Cars

Neumann has bought a new VW sedan ...

by Rudolf Faix Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:59 AM

Neumann has bought a new VW sedan. His Turkish neighbor has also purchased a new Opel.
Both washing outside the house their showpieces and eyeing each other.
Neumann used as wax the very latest cry of wax seals from the hardware store.
The Turk grows his car also thoroughly.

Now Neumann wants to show it to the neighbors, it will bring a bucket of water and pours it on his new car. The water runs off like a fat sausage casing. Neumann looks the Turks triumphantly. Then the Turk goes into his garage, brings a hacksaw and sawed off a piece from the exhaust of his car.

Then he says brightly: "You are a Christian, you baptize your car, I'm Moslem, I circumcise my car.

 

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A blonde comes completely dissolved into a gas station ...

by Rudolf Faix Wednesday, October 28, 2015 2:58 AM

A blonde comes completely dissolved into a gas station, "Please, you must help me .. I have my keys locked in the car .. what do I do now ???"

The attendant has to keep his laughing back: "Have you at least the window a little bit open?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure ..." said she.

"Well," says the attendant, "then you try it with this wire loop the release button again .."
"You are a treasure," says the blonde, and goes out with the wire loop.

Ten minutes later, another customer enters the service station and can barely keep up with laughter.
"What's going on," asked the attendant.
You never believe, "the man says: out there on a car is a blonde and tries to pull up the lock button with a wire loop ".

"Yes .. and," asks the attendant ... "That can not happen every time ..."

"Yeah .." snorts the man, "but in the car, there still sits a second blonde and says further to the right .. no .. too far to the left again ....!"

 

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Blondes | Cars

A poverty-stricken husband asks his best friend ...

by Rudolf Faix Monday, October 26, 2015 4:44 AM

A poverty-stricken husband asks his best friend, how he best can get rid of his wife.
He told: "I bought her a car. Three weeks later she drove 180 km/h into a truck and was killed instantly."

So immediately, the husband buys a car for his wife. But six months later his wife still alive.

"What kind of car did you buy for her?", the friend asks him.
"Well, so a small Japanese", tells of the afflicted husband.

"Sure, it's not working", the friend judged.
"Buy for her a Jaguar."

One week the two look back. The (formerly) afflicted husband is pleased as punch.

"You look like it would work", says the friend.
"And how!", tells the new widower.

"A paw blow as my wife opened the garage, and she was dead..."

 

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Battle of the Sexes | Men | Relationships | Women

What says a blonde who drove her car into a tree?

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:21 PM

What says a blonde who drove her car into a tree?

"But I have honked!"

 

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Two blondes are facing a Mercedes convertible.

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 1:10 PM

Two blondes are facing a Mercedes convertible.

One tries to open the lock with a hairpin, because she has forgotten the keys inside the car.

Says the other: "Hurry up, it starts to rain and the roof is still open."

 

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