A camel rider rides sweaty in the desert.

Suddenly he gets overtaken by an insanely quick flash.
Grade yet, he can see that it's been a cyclist.

Later at a bar, he meets the cyclists and asks him how he can go so fast.

He replies: "I'm going as fast as I can, then the wind comes towards me, which cools me down and this way I can continue so on."

The camel rider thinks to himself: "Cool, that I must try also."

Then he takes his camel, riding as fast as he can and all of a sudden his camel falls down dead.

He then: "Oops, I think now my camel got frozen!"

A monk and a nun ride a camel through the desert. Suddenly the animal collapses dead.

After several days of monk and nun are close to death.

The monk said: "Sister, I die soon But first I'd like to see how a naked woman looks like. Would you do me a favor?"
The nun is doing it and undresses.

Then she saíd: "Brother, it occurs to me too. I have never seen a naked man. Please do me a favor?"
The monk takes off also.

As the nun says: "What have you there between your legs?"
The Monk: "That gave me the Lord. If I put into it in you, it will created new life."

Says the nun: "Then plug into the camel and let us continue our ride ..."