The phone rings, a small boy picks up the phone and whispers: "Hello?"
Says a man: "I would like to talk your parents."
It whispers the boy: "That's just not possible they are in the bedroom."
The man: "Then I'll call later on again."

An hour later the phone rings again, the boy goes back to it, whispering: "Hello?"
The man: "It's me again, can I speak now your parents?"
The boy whispers, "You cannot do that, they are in the bathroom!"
The man says he'll call again later on.

Half an hour later, the phone rings, the boy answers it: "Hello?"
It is again the man who wants to talk to his parents again.
The boy whispered: "This is currently not possible. They are in the basement!"
Then the man shouts in exasperation: "Yes, damn it, what are they doing there?"

It whispers the boy: "They are searching for me!"

The little boy to his father: "I do not want toys, I want a real Colt!"

"You get a child Colt!"
"But I want a real!"

"Stop it, who commands here? Me or you?"
"At the moment you ... but if I had a Colt ..."

A sixteen year old boy comes into a pharmacy and says shyly that he would meet in the evening with a beautiful girl and now need something.

The pharmacist nods sympathetically: "You need a condom?"
"Yes. And besides, there's the mother of the girl, which is also very pretty and well ..."
"Do you need maybe a second?"
"Hmm, yes."
"You're right, my boy, Safety Counts."

In the evening, when the family of the girl - eating - the boy constantly holding his arm over his face and tilts his head to the floor and honors the other not even look.
After the meal the girl says to him: "If I had known what you have for manners, I would not have invited you."
"If I knew that your father is a pharmacist, I would not have come ..."