A blonde burned her both ears.

"How did that happen?", the doctor who rushed to the scene wants to know.

"Well, I was just while ironing, the phone rang, and then I lifted the iron to the ear by a mistake."

Then the doctor: "Yes, but how has it happened that the other one also burned?"

The blonde replies, "Well, that's happened to me when I wanted to call you!"

What does a blonde when she presses her hands to her ears?

She desperately trieds to hold a thought.

A young brunette goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch my body, it hurts."

"Impossible," the doctor says it.

As the brunette takes your finger and presses it against her elbow and screams. She presses it against his knee and screams again, then presses it against his stomach, screaming, etc.

Then the doctor says: "You are not really brunette?"

"No," she replies, "I'm in reality blonde".

"I thought so," said the doctor, "because your finger is broken."

Says a blonde: "I have to be extremely careful that I don't get pregnant!"

The other one: "Why? Your husband got just sterilized."

The first one: "That's the reason".

What says a blonde who drove her car into a tree?

"But I have honked!"

A blonde is pregnant the second time.

She asks her husband: "Do I need to get married with you again???"