by Rudolf Faix
Tuesday, November 3, 2015 11:00 AM
A drunken slurs at the bar to the bartender: "I was just unlucky in marriage. Twice I was married - my first wife died of mushroom poisoning, and my second to a fractured skull ...."
"That's horrible! How did that happen with your second wife?"
"She did not like to eat the mushrooms ..."