A man comes to the doctor

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 11:02 AM

A man comes to the doctor. The doctor tells him that he had a serious, contagious disease. For the treatment he will prescribe mud baths.

Hopefully asks the patient whether it would be better to him.

"That's not - but you get used to talk on the damp earth."

 

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Doctors

Ask the patient: "Is it bad with me, Doctor?"

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:59 AM

Ask the patient: "Is it bad with me, Doctor?"

Doctor: "In your case I would not buy a LP."

 

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Doctors

A man in a white coat enters the hospital room ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:56 AM

A man in a white coat enters the hospital room and asks the patient: "How tall are you?"

Patient: "Doctor, I'm 1 meter 83 or 6 feet"

Man: "I'm not the doctor, I am the carpenter."

 

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Doctors

Ask the old, very rich lady, the plastic surgeon ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:12 AM

Ask the old, very rich lady, the plastic surgeon: "Could you make some interventions on me?"

The doctor looks at her some time and then said: ".Unfortunately not, beheadings are forbidden in our country!"


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Doctors | Women

Three women are passing the lawn in front of the tennis court

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:06 AM

Three women are passing the lawn in front of the tennis court.

There is a naked man laying who has only covered his face with a towel.

The first woman: "I just meant that it is my husband!"

The second woman: "No, with guarantee it is not your husband!"

The third woman: "He is not a member of the Tennis Club!"

 

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Battle of the Sexes | Women

Patient: "Doctor, I still hear voices, but I cannot see someone."

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 10:00 AM

Patient: "Doctor, I still hear voices, but I cannot see someone."

Doctor: "When it happens?"

Patient: "Whenever I have a phone call."

 

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General

A woman was playing golf and hit the ball into the forest

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 9:49 AM

A woman was playing golf and hit the ball into the forest. She went into the forest to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from the net I'll grant you three wishes"

The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there is a condition in fulfilling your desire. Whatever you get your husband will get it 10 times more."
The woman said, "That's okay."

She wanted for her first wish to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her: "Do not forget that your husband will be by this desire the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, the women will run in droves behind."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because I'll be the most beautiful woman in the world and he only will have eyes for me."
So it happened and she was the most beautiful woman in the world.

With her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog warned again: "In this case your husband will be the richest man in the world and he will be 10 times richer than you."
The woman replied: "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."
So it happened and she was the richest woman in the world.

Now the frog asked her for the her third wish. She said: "I want to have a mild heart attack"

And the moral of the story?

Women are clever beasts! - Never mess with them!

 

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Battle of the Sexes | Women | Golf

Two officers are standing arguing together ...

by Rudolf Faix Sunday, October 25, 2015 9:27 AM

Two officers are standing together and argue about the question if sex is fun or work.

After some time, a staff sergeant comes along and is called by the two.

"Sergeant! We just argue about whether sex is work or fun! What do you opinion?"

The sergeant considered for a short time and then says: "Gentlemen, sex can be only fun. Would it be work, I would have to do it also on your behalf ..."

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Army

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